Grad Students Say the Darndest Things 2 and introducing the Grad Student Lexicon

It's time for a second entry of Grad Students Say the Darndest Things. Today's installment comes to us courtesy of Parmesan cheese, which apparently has a penchant for spilling all over the place.

Italian guy (in Italian accent): "Whadda mess! you spillda yer jizz all over the place!"
American Girl: "What?! Oh, CHEESE!"
Italian guy: "That'sa whadda I said, jizz..."

Also, I'd like to introduce a new segment which will hopefully become a regular feature on this blog. I call it the grad student lexicon, specialized terminology created for the very unique living conditions of grad students. Today's entry:

Frunk (adj): a state of such extreme intoxication resulting in foolish behaviour. See also "F%$#ing Drunk"
usage: After not drinking for a month and a half, Jeremie got frunk at his birthday and insisted on taking his shirt off and touching boys inappropriately.