Monday, February 20, 2006

Grad Students Say the Darndest Things 2 and introducing the Grad Student Lexicon

It's time for a second entry of Grad Students Say the Darndest Things. Today's installment comes to us courtesy of Parmesan cheese, which apparently has a penchant for spilling all over the place.

Italian guy (in Italian accent): "Whadda mess! you spillda yer jizz all over the place!"
American Girl: "What?! Oh, CHEESE!"
Italian guy: "That'sa whadda I said, jizz..."

Also, I'd like to introduce a new segment which will hopefully become a regular feature on this blog. I call it the grad student lexicon, specialized terminology created for the very unique living conditions of grad students. Today's entry:

Frunk (adj): a state of such extreme intoxication resulting in foolish behaviour. See also "F%$#ing Drunk"
usage: After not drinking for a month and a half, Jeremie got frunk at his birthday and insisted on taking his shirt off and touching boys inappropriately.


At 2:49 PM, Blogger Balcancan said...

Why is it that any grad student lexicon always contains variations on a theme of drunk/zonked/plastered/wankered?
Hmmm...I wonder. I shall go pontificate over this extremely important philosophical question over a nice bottle of wine...

At 6:39 PM, Blogger omar said...

Oie, this grad student's not saying too much. I demand more blogging. Shall I protest peacefully? Or maybe I will just burn down the Canadian embassy.

At 7:00 AM, Blogger The Bedouin Project said...

Oh you people and your embassy burnings. Is that just another friday evening out where you come from or something?

hehe, ask and ye shall receive, about to start a posting now.


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